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THE CAKE IS NOT A LIE - If I'm wrong, may God strike me dead.


TAGS: light yagami misa amane l death note adult swim anime manga otaku cake
Rating: 3.93/5

More motifakes by jalford

sasunaru4lyf - July 26, 2011, 1:43 pm, #221937
lol, this is sooo funny cause it just proves that the cake IS a lie XD
Bartimaeus - November 9, 2009, 8:09 pm, #135392
This is horribly hilarious. 5 morbid shinigami lions lol


THAT WORD - I do not think it means what you think it means


TAGS: inigo montoya word think means princess bride mandy patinkin
Rating: 3.28/5

More motifakes by DScottHewitt

Claire - December 13, 2009, 6:24 pm, #145359
I always make good points lol. I thought I had confused Inigo's lines or something.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 13, 2009, 6:01 pm, #145358
Claire makes a good point.
Claire - December 13, 2009, 5:53 pm, #145356
OHHH inconceivable. Then you shoulda had a picture of the other guy. Don't confuse me like that.
GreyScorpion - December 13, 2009, 5:29 pm, #145339
You seem a decent fellow. I hate to die.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 13, 2009, 5:20 pm, #145336
d*** you GS!...You killed my father! Prepare to die!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 13, 2009, 5:20 pm, #145335
Inconceivable!
GreyScorpion - December 13, 2009, 5:20 pm, #145334
Inconceivable
Claire - December 13, 2009, 5:16 pm, #145333
What word? Inigo Montoya?


DICK CLARK HAS DIED. - WE CAN NO LONGER RING IN THE NEW YEAR ... WELL PLAYED MAYANS, WELL PLAYED !


TAGS: new year ***k clark mayans
Rating: 4.63/5

More motifakes by MuddySoapfish

SteveFurlong - April 23, 2012, 10:14 pm, #233735
OMG, that was unexpected and funny.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 23, 2012, 8:28 pm, #233731
That’s hilarious!


SIMPSONS DEATH NOTE - I'll take a Butterfinger... AND EAT IT!!!!!


TAGS: simpsons death note light yagami misa amane l ryuk b***erfinger anime manga
Rating: 3.28/5

More motifakes by jalford

bugmenot - January 3, 2011, 6:03 pm, #209054
simpsons were yellow... this is definitely futurama death note
tehsupercheez - October 3, 2009, 12:07 am, #123463
JUST. f***ING. EPIC.
Jesus - August 8, 2009, 12:09 am, #105845
This looks more like Futurama. Even though the same person draws them, the style is a little different. In the Simpsons, everyone has very big circle eyes and usually no eyelashes.
Nice! - July 25, 2009, 1:12 am, #99782
Ha, very amusing. I like it!


MAN'S BEST FRIEND -


TAGS: loyal dog man s best friend
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Brent4Christ

Kakashi09 - June 27, 2011, 1:48 am, #220635
Wilfred on FX is a pretty good show
Brent4Christ - June 24, 2011, 8:02 pm, #220506
That show looks stupid. I actually got the quote from "Marley & Me."
the1stCOMMI3 - June 23, 2011, 2:43 pm, #220453
this poster makes me want to see the new FX series "Wilfred" even more


MAYANS - Maybe not the best at predicting stuff


TAGS: mayans
Rating: 4.61/5

More motifakes by Kstoker

thecrotchetyoldcynic - March 31, 2013, 10:28 pm, #244783
Now, now. We haven't given the archeologists time to find the second half of the calendar so they can say, "Oooooh! This explains why we were wrong." *snicker*
motifayk - January 22, 2013, 9:11 am, #242723
The fun part is Mayans never predicted an apocalypse... 1990's Mayanist scholars misinterpreted the Mayan symbols.
maoworks2 - December 13, 2012, 1:22 pm, #241424
Maybe ?


YANKEES SUCK - Even Jesus Hates the Yankees Go Red Sox!!!


TAGS: mlb jesus yankees suck red sox baseball
Rating: 2.66/5

More motifakes by Trapper

Schultz1 - April 6, 2012, 12:22 am, #232803
Just because you said yankees suck. I give you 5L.
VinceVicious - August 20, 2009, 7:08 pm, #110266
A long dead prophet thinks a great baseball teams sucks. What a douche. (Go Yankees)


ROYAL GUARDS - Sometimes the similarities are just to obvious to ignore


TAGS: star wars pope emperor darth vader royal guards catholic
Rating: 4/5

More motifakes by jam1977

R.S.Jake - April 14, 2010, 2:56 pm, #171291
Duh! Din't you see episodes 2 and 3?
Me_ - April 14, 2010, 2:47 pm, #171284
So do the Sith like little boys?


DEATH BAKERY - Cake unites even mortal enemies.




MAGIKARP - Will get it's revenge on you when it reaches level 20...




ITS DEAD NOW.... -


TAGS: military soldier funnyarmy
Rating: 4.51/5

More motifakes by MPsniper

CaptainBaked - June 12, 2011, 12:12 pm, #219914
Yeehah! Who's hungry?
MPsniper - June 12, 2011, 7:51 am, #219906
heck, bring me another belt....its still *twitchin'*
Verdeckt - June 11, 2011, 9:38 pm, #219884
Fire, for those occasions when double *** fails..


ATLANTA AIRPORT -


TAGS: y all don t come back now ya hear
Rating: 4.15/5

More motifakes by BoneCD

jvosk - March 6, 2014, 7:33 pm, #253435
Fake, obviously. For starters, the same runway in opposite directions would actually be, with runway 9R as the first, the same runway in opposite direction would be 27L. Runways are numbered by the compass heading when landing/taking off.
CpnKangaroo - January 19, 2010, 9:05 pm, #153183
i've been to the atlanta airport, gotta say, very slow. anyway 5 dark haired virgins in paradise
phydeaux - January 18, 2010, 10:48 pm, #153021
5 Evil chuckles...


HOUSTON -


TAGS: bon voyage
Rating: 4.63/5

More motifakes by crankyhead

Bumgrubs - May 3, 2012, 7:04 am, #234103
Bad taste....i love it lol. 5L
champ99 - February 21, 2012, 5:00 pm, #229933
5L!! I actually LOLed!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 14, 2012, 3:07 pm, #229585
There is no sacred, there is no "too soon" ....This is motifake, This is funny. there is no room for hurt feelings on the internet, Love it or leave it. (or at least cry somewhere where I don't have to look at it)
caveman - February 14, 2012, 3:20 am, #229567
5imple, yet hillarious.
RonE - February 14, 2012, 3:07 am, #229566
And yes, I am that kind of bastard.
RonE - February 14, 2012, 3:06 am, #229565
Yeah, I'd show it to her kid. I hate druggies. I dislike people who subject their kids to abusive druggies. Yeah, I'd show it to her kid and tell her kid.. don't let this become you. Oh wait... it appears were are too late for that.
BeNiceToMe - February 13, 2012, 10:26 pm, #229557
what anger makes an honest person commit is beyond belief. mock the recently deceased.... would you show this one to your underage kid ? please PM me the pic with him/her holding the poster :)
ICEMAN - February 13, 2012, 9:15 pm, #229553
Good to know censorship is alive & well.
MuddySoapfish - February 13, 2012, 7:24 pm, #229546
That's very funny !!
krazyivanthedivine - February 13, 2012, 6:40 pm, #229541
This one really made me chuckle.
BeNiceToMe - February 13, 2012, 3:48 pm, #229532
think about all the nurturing stuff you could be doing instead :)


FIYAHPOWA -


TAGS: firepower fiyahpowa fire power fiyah powa night at the museum 2
Rating: 1.83/5

More motifakes by ceth

aesop's folly - December 2, 2009, 3:27 pm, #141828
BAD!


EXECUTIVE DECISIONS -


TAGS: bullets 9 yards decision
Rating: 4.76/5

More motifakes by Faceplant31

salsa23 - April 10, 2011, 1:41 pm, #216081
11B is correct, its 5.56mm linked and the rounds are upside down.
Sean - November 12, 2010, 3:10 pm, #202515
Of course the decision to make a swivel chair -- THAT was a good decision. Hey look! A LogicDude! Over there, somewhat behind that tree ....
LogicDude - November 11, 2010, 6:08 pm, #202415
Those are clearly uranium-depleted sour milk tipped rounds loading into Mooooooooooooo's udder for firing at Timmys.
forseti - November 11, 2010, 5:51 pm, #202408
(even it's not allowed) I have some 7.62 from my former MG-3. They look different. So GySgt is probably right. But the result may be the same.
GySgt1811 - October 1, 2010, 10:59 am, #196267
Sorry Wraith. (I seem to have started something stupid and useless.) They're .50 BMG and it's Sunny Side Up in a M-85. Which is the POS in the TC's cupola on a M-60A1 RISE (Passive). And an M1919 Browning did not have disintegrating links. (E7C, Out.)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 1, 2010, 9:57 am, #196256
That's clearly a tank.....5L
Ed-Hyde - October 1, 2010, 7:28 am, #196241
I'm kinda leaning towards 7.62 personally, without perspective on it its hard to tell.
Untamedfifty - October 1, 2010, 6:49 am, #196239
those are 30-06 rounds for a m1919 browning
Wraith11B - October 1, 2010, 2:18 am, #196232
Sorry, those are either 5.56 or 7.62, not .50cal, and they're fake (the casing has already been fired) and they're dra**d the wrong way to feed into a weapon. BRASS TO THE GRASS next time!
GySgt1811 - September 30, 2010, 6:18 pm, #196214
.50 Caliber, Sunny Side Up! Man, how I love gun p***. 5 rounds, Face!


NO FLY ZONE... -


TAGS: libya noflyzone military shootdown
Rating: 4.42/5

More motifakes by MPsniper

fred - March 21, 2011, 9:21 am, #214818
Flown by rebels, sh** down by rebels. Fail.
PuppySlayer - March 20, 2011, 3:45 pm, #214769
I lol'ed hard 5l
MPsniper - March 20, 2011, 8:03 am, #214749
thanks
Snowman1944 - March 20, 2011, 5:16 am, #214739
WIN
agdaniele - March 19, 2011, 9:43 pm, #214674
Excellence.


RUINATION -


TAGS: temple empire mayan nation expiration
Rating: 4.88/5

More motifakes by BuggattEH

thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 20, 2012, 2:01 am, #241667
Ouch! But so true. 5
williamnwz - June 30, 2011, 8:04 pm, #220802
No one lives forever
forseti - June 30, 2011, 3:15 am, #220769
5!
Feasibly - June 29, 2011, 9:30 pm, #220758
Utmo5t am5omeness, Bug....
tellitlikeitis - June 29, 2011, 8:04 pm, #220745
Very nice and deep thinking here.


ELEPHANT COAT -


TAGS: her nickname is dayam
Rating: 4.4/5

More motifakes by CaptainBaked

NotoriousGIL - April 20, 2011, 2:18 am, #216848
OOOOOhhh! I just found out there is a name for that game...can't remember it now though. What was I saying? Oh, yeah...5
Master - April 19, 2011, 5:29 pm, #216798
An elephant needing a raincoat! Now, the fish will want parasols!


L: WORLD'S GREATEST DETECTIVE - I'm sorry. I can't hear you over the sound of how awesome I am.


TAGS: l death note anime manga kira light yagami misa near mello
Rating: 3.32/5

More motifakes by lawiett

tehsupercheez - October 3, 2009, 12:14 am, #123466
so true! L power!


LEFT TO RIGHT, MAYAN WARRIOR, AZTEC EAGLE WARRIOR. DON'T FORGET TO DUCK. -


TAGS: well played spain mayan warrior aztec eagle warrior
Rating: 4.6/5

More motifakes by Ed-Hyde

Ed-Hyde - September 13, 2010, 10:00 am, #193530
Thank you for all the great comments.
Iconoclast - September 10, 2010, 5:27 pm, #193165
Great pictures. If you try AutoMotivator http://wigflip.com/automotivator/ you might get a bit more punch on your poster. 5 Mayan Temples.
AudioStalker - September 10, 2010, 4:42 pm, #193156
Go México. Arriba los Guerreros Aguila!
Feasibly - September 10, 2010, 10:33 am, #193139
Nice one Ed. I would center the caption up more to make it look more uniform, but 5 anyway.


miracles -


TAGS: for jason and yasmin
Rating: 4.92/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

Reality Lord - July 18, 2015, 9:11 pm, #262036

much happiness my friend
CarpeConquietus - July 18, 2015, 8:52 pm, #262033
d*** it Jim. Come into my house and start cutting onion next to my computer. I had to bring the wife in the office to show her and she swears there are onions in here too. Thank you, from our hearts, J & Y.


STALKING - It's such and ugly word don'tcha think? I much prefer closely watching over without consent.


TAGS: i still am not allowed 500 yards from angelina jolie
Rating: 4.08/5

More motifakes by CpnKangaroo

rerun - February 28, 2010, 12:51 pm, #161101

fantastic. 5 creeping Jolies for you
CpnKangaroo - February 28, 2010, 12:39 pm, #161099
why what?
Woodywood03a - February 28, 2010, 12:35 pm, #161098
and I wonder why?


GO AHEAD - join in resistance is futile




3 Feet = 1 Yard -




THE TRUTH -


TAGS: love loyalty faith
Rating: 4.92/5

More motifakes by agdaniele

Sean - May 12, 2011, 9:07 pm, #218501
Amen, plutopooch. His only crime: he loved too much. Take 'er eeeesse, space.
spacedog - May 12, 2011, 7:33 pm, #218496
Aggy was one of the best.
spacedog - November 30, 2010, 5:26 pm, #204853
Touche'!


KEY BALANCE IS -


TAGS: yoda miyagi
Rating: 4.66/5

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TRIP CONFIRMATION -


TAGS: b1 bomber libya expedia
Rating: 4.12/5

More motifakes by Airman

GySgt1811 - April 6, 2011, 12:20 pm, #215859
God bless the Spads. TacAir is our friend!
Airman - April 5, 2011, 6:43 pm, #215823
yes, and Spads
Sean - April 5, 2011, 5:44 pm, #215817
They had sopwith camels in Nam?
Airman - April 5, 2011, 4:15 pm, #215813
I wish. Nope, my time was quite awhile ago. How many wars ago was Nam?
pzykosiz - April 4, 2011, 7:03 pm, #215758
this happen to you airman?


RUBBER DUCKIES - They're not just for bath time anymore




KAYAKING - Like this is going to end well.




LOYALTY - Lock your wife and your dog in the trunk of your car. Come back in 6 hours. Which one is happy to see you?


TAGS: loyalty dog wife trunk happy
Rating: 3.21/5

More motifakes by rhyno86

Jenna3220 - June 26, 2012, 6:57 pm, #236663
Sick and disrespectful. What's wrong with you?
Peso - August 31, 2011, 1:04 pm, #223754
Just wrong. A fallen Military member is barely dead a week and you use his image.
caveman - August 29, 2011, 8:55 am, #223667
Great first poster, 5 L's for you
hktb40 - August 27, 2011, 1:43 pm, #223591
sooooo true. nice job


2012 - One Mayan says, "Hey, Chuck, I ran out of ink for my calendar." "No worries, I see some boats coming in the horizon. Let's just stop there."


TAGS: mayans end time calendar 2012
Rating: 4.65/5

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Reality Lord - December 29, 2011, 5:34 pm, #227066

lolz...and set an avatar so we can poke fun of you in posters.


PEOPLE LIKE THIS - are so dense, light bends around them.


TAGS: stupid retard dumb idiot textfake yahoo answers
Rating: 3.95/5

More motifakes by Cam

aesop's folly - October 13, 2009, 9:19 am, #126533
When people post comments like that you HAVE to screw with them... [x2]
CaloNord - September 27, 2009, 1:25 pm, #122119
When people post comments like that you HAVE to screw with them...
agdaniele - September 24, 2009, 8:59 am, #121344
Look what Cam found online!!!


ACCORDION FREAK - Weird Al Yankovic hooked up with a goth groupie and this was the result ...


TAGS: accordion freak weird al yankovic
Rating: 3.92/5

More motifakes by Budog

thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 1, 2013, 4:06 am, #246192
What's Marilyn Manson doing with an accordion? Heh heh.
Verdeckt - June 13, 2011, 5:46 pm, #219946
LOLZ I don't know if it is or isn't but I just put "Ross noble accordion" into google image search and my avatar was a top 5 response :)
house - June 13, 2011, 5:28 pm, #219945
It looks like him doesn't it. But a younger, skinnier version, the smile and faceial expression are spot on. Must ask him next time i go to one of his shows
Budog - June 13, 2011, 3:25 pm, #219942
Who is Ross Noble? Hey, the replacement for Where's Waldo, "Where's Ross Noble?"
Verdeckt - June 13, 2011, 6:15 am, #219933
Is that Ross Noble?


SAGE ADVICE - Sometimes it will keep you from being roasted alive


TAGS: ya here that timmy
Rating: 4.75/5

More motifakes by AdmiralAckbar

John R - September 24, 2010, 7:22 am, #195323
"It's quiet... TOO QUIET" LOL *War Drums*


GOODBYE RYAN -


TAGS: rip ryan dunn theone
Rating: 4/5

More motifakes by TheOne

EmilioDumphque - June 18, 2013, 10:08 am, #246738
Uh, I don't even remember him now. Who is he?
MPsniper - June 21, 2011, 5:01 pm, #220365
and then.... he drank and drove. and went down as a real "ja****s".


BANANAS -


TAGS: bananas dwyane wade nba miami heat celebrity sports basketball
Rating: 2.15/5

More motifakes by Produceman117

Um - October 3, 2009, 6:54 am, #123554
Not funny.


I GOT MAIL! - I GOT MAIL!! I GOT MAIL!! I GOT MAIL!! I GOT MAIL!! I GOT MAIL!! I GOT MAIL!! YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYY!


TAGS: mail yay
Rating: 1.94/5

More motifakes by he who lols

STP - August 12, 2009, 8:39 pm, #107748
"This is gonna be great. YAAAAY!"
he who lols - March 25, 2009, 7:17 pm, #68002
ty ;D
Signe - March 24, 2009, 10:41 pm, #67729
You win for actually remembering the good old Crank Yankers


UNCLE TIMMIE -


TAGS: timmy not timmay cyanide happiness
Rating: 4.85/5

More motifakes by Kspace

Kspace - July 11, 2010, 3:05 pm, #184055
@ Claire...no, that avatar of yours is amazing 5L @ animated TARDiS!
Claire - July 11, 2010, 1:58 pm, #184054
This is amazing.
Reality Lord - July 11, 2010, 11:43 am, #184030

ditto
agdaniele - July 11, 2010, 11:19 am, #184004
Love it!!! 5L


LUMBERJACK COMMANDOS - Now the ROYAL CANADIAN LUMBERJACK COMMANDOS


TAGS: lumberjack commandos royal canadian
Rating: 3.77/5

More motifakes by cgnnightmare

Bolverk37782 - May 20, 2012, 4:56 am, #234874
They'll kill you just as dead as other countries commandos, just very very politely.
440wakeup - August 22, 2011, 11:00 pm, #223387
these are the W.A.C.'s
logan240184 - August 22, 2011, 1:37 pm, #223366
They draw their power from their beards, and a flask of Rye. CGN.


NAME TAGS - Let other people know what you're all about




TAKE YOUR SON TO WORK DAY... -




BUZZKILL - Nothing like a cold splash of reality to ruin the mood.




TOUGHNESS -


TAGS: toughness nolan ryan robin ventura baseball brawl fight noogies beanball
Rating: 3/5

More motifakes by Jmac0585

Jmac0585 - January 28, 2010, 2:25 pm, #154986
That is a scan of my picture. I have that picture. I know who Robin Ventura was playing for. Yes, the South lost. But it wasn't a sure thing the entire time, much like WWII.
Bovee - January 28, 2010, 2:10 pm, #154984
are you covering up a mistake or are you really making a cival war reference? cause after all the south lost..Bad.
Jmac0585 - January 28, 2010, 1:52 pm, #154981
Correct, but Chicago is in the northern half of the country. Texas (where Lynn Nolan Ryan is from) is in the south. There was a war about it around 150 years ago. If you were a Texan, that didn't need explaining.
GuinnessTroll - January 28, 2010, 1:29 pm, #154980
Robin Ventura was playing for the Chicago White Sox. The New York Yankees do not have names on their uniforms.


POT -


TAGS: waddaya mean no pot for the banned pot posters
Rating: 4.24/5

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spacedog - October 19, 2010, 9:38 pm, #199023
Good one.


GANGSTER TOMATO - They're tired of being on the God Damn Whopper...


TAGS: gangster tomato ryan clover jessica
Rating: 1.74/5

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Signe - February 13, 2009, 2:57 pm, #59408
"tomatoes are evil dot com" that is :P They warn you about gangstas like this one!
Signe - February 13, 2009, 2:56 pm, #59407
Wow, I guess this is proof that tomatoes are evil dot com are right! (that's a real website) God, that tomato is scary!
George - April 6, 2008, 3:57 pm, #1666
GEEEEEEHHHHHHYYYYYYY


HEY!!! -




LOYALTY -


TAGS: the man who inspires loyalty will never die alone or at least his death will not go unwitnessed
Rating: 4.76/5

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Airman - June 2, 2010, 12:56 pm, #178852
5 berries, not only for the funny, but for the symmetry of having the last line be one word. I believe this is a new visual frontier.
Haarakkon - May 31, 2010, 12:01 pm, #178578
Just. Amazing. Very nice.
DSATHeDRiZZLe - May 30, 2010, 9:33 pm, #178466
Brilliant...as usual...wish I could talk like that...but those brain cells were last used in college...where they died
spacedog - May 29, 2010, 9:16 pm, #178258
Bark? 5L.
ICEMAN - May 29, 2010, 6:02 pm, #178240
Good doggie.
agdaniele - May 29, 2010, 3:10 pm, #178216
LMAO!


ANNIVERSARY -


TAGS: ya sometimes you just want to
Rating: 3.45/5

More motifakes by BoneCD

Derek - November 7, 2009, 4:55 pm, #134846
Looks like a reenactment of the Somme
timebomb - November 7, 2009, 2:50 pm, #134828
Please take my ex with you.


G.N.K. - The Grammar Nazi Koalas. They will not hesitate to look you square in the face and call you a dislexic moron. Apply now at your local eucalypt forest.


TAGS: yah this is a real thing
Rating: 3.18/5

More motifakes by CpnKangaroo

5butjam - April 26, 2010, 2:00 pm, #173629
Dyslexic...


MEANWHILE OFF THE COAST OF LIBYA... - The US NAVY carries out the "Plan of the Day "..BRAVO ZULU


TAGS: navy tomahawk libya
Rating: 3.07/5

More motifakes by SK1

JDSlimz - March 23, 2011, 5:06 pm, #215059
This makes me proud to be a US Navy Sailor!
iyaayas66 - March 20, 2011, 11:28 pm, #214794
It's the U.S. Navy's version of lawn darts: Tomahawk Catch!


ANIME NIGHT LIFE - Yessir, the excitement never stops.


TAGS: nighthawk nighthawks anime manga fullmetal alchemist naruto inu yasha inuyasha
Rating: 2.79/5

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MasterMachine - September 27, 2010, 3:22 pm, #195728
Anyone else notice Picachu in da background???


LIBYAN REBEL - Launcher, toy AK, cuffs, grenade, medals, knife, weird hat, more medals – I’m ready to rock ….




HELLO - My name is Inigo Montoya You killed my father Prepare to die




POWERTHIRST - It's energy for men! MENERGY!!!


TAGS: power thirst powerthirst kenyans menergy shocklate meth crystal meth rocket can rocketcan rawberry snake eyes anna kournikova
Rating: 2.16/5

More motifakes by cblake

GoForthAndDie - November 9, 2008, 5:23 pm, #34815
He's just a sucker with no self-esteem/Oh wayo, yeah, yeah
Tony-USAF - September 24, 2008, 4:47 pm, #22950
Mother Nature will be like "sloooow doooown" and you'll be like, "fu*k you!" and kick her in the face with your ENERGY LEGS!
Arpaleggia - September 13, 2008, 5:45 pm, #20878
Lmao! Menergy!


YAWNING -


TAGS: yawning
Rating: 2/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 11, 2009, 3:32 am, #94913
This is crap. and I don't mean that in a good way.


BLOODY GOOD SHOW -




THE EVOLUTION OF MUSIC - From Michael Jackson to American Idol to Justin Bieber - we are so screwed in the future


TAGS: justin bieber sucks michael jackson ryan seacrest american idol
Rating: 3.92/5

More motifakes by minimaan

fr9mu1 - June 1, 2010, 2:58 am, #178687
hahaaa...****


DON'T HATE THE PLAYA - Hate the Spanish word for beach




HADES - Drinks yoghurt, not souls.




Pyongyang -




BEST FRIENDS FOREVER -


TAGS: bff betrayal
Rating: 4.5/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

SunnyDay - December 21, 2010, 10:07 am, #207816
BFF would stand for Backstabbing Filthy f***, right ? 5L


DON'T -


TAGS: mayan apocalypse
Rating: 4.45/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 16, 2012, 4:32 pm, #241554
You guys are all missing a great opportunity. Go tell your wives that she should do that thing you've always asked for because the world will end in 6 days and you'll never get another chance.


EMOS - Why Can't They All Be This Fun?


TAGS: emo cyanide and happiness
Rating: 4.28/5

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Hippopotosaurus - October 19, 2009, 11:47 am, #127910
hahahaha, i so wish i could give more then 5L's for this. This is getting passed onto all the emo's i know.


TIMES ARE BAD WHEN... - Ello luv! Would you like to supersize that with a nice spot of tea? Charles...be a dear and fetch the peasant a cuppa.




MAYAN CALENDAR -


TAGS: mayan calendar palin doom is coming
Rating: 3.46/5

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Lurch - July 22, 2010, 1:34 am, #185843
aaaah! It all makes sense now!
Bartimaeus - September 22, 2009, 9:23 pm, #120800
wolves*
Bartimaeus - September 22, 2009, 9:22 pm, #120799
Will I get to shoot eolves from a helicopter? If so, she's got my vote.
ILB - September 22, 2009, 9:09 pm, #120797
Agreed :)
Wolfie - April 8, 2009, 3:46 pm, #71627
Preparing end of world celebrations, let's go out with a bang
agdaniele - February 8, 2009, 1:03 pm, #57812
Excellent.


YAKUZA GEEKS - Because Pi gives them irrational power


TAGS: clon pi geek yakuza tatoo
Rating: 1.81/5

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geoffface - April 22, 2009, 10:52 am, #74652
hahahaha...how has no one commented on irrational power yet?
Grammar Nazi - March 27, 2009, 4:18 pm, #68456
it is a nice tattoo though.
Overlord Douchebag - November 12, 2008, 9:22 am, #35719
No, they mean Yakuza, the cake...God, you're stupid, Emily.
Emily - November 12, 2008, 6:48 am, #35692
Umm do you mean Yakuza the Japanese Mafia?


NEW SHAMPOO -


TAGS: careful if ya break the seal youll void the warranty
Rating: 4.77/5

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spacedog - August 5, 2010, 11:43 pm, #187881
LOL.


BLACKBIRD -


TAGS: sr71 graveyard
Rating: 4.72/5

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Reality Lord - December 15, 2010, 1:48 pm, #207052

dude....epic!


TRAINS IN INDIA - You Have To Ride 'Em Like A Motorcycle Lean Into The Curves




LAUGHTER - Sometimes, you can have too much of a good thing...




Hush! -




MAYAN'S -


TAGS: mayan s future predict
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Ism

akoldman - April 2, 2013, 3:20 am, #244807
You say Mayans but the item you are showing is Aztec.
maoworks2 - December 21, 2012, 12:53 pm, #241725
Look Under Your Bed !
EmilioDumphque - December 21, 2012, 11:43 am, #241721
There are.


THE DAY AFTER -




PERFORMANCE -


TAGS: disneyland park quickie playa inadequate
Rating: 4.39/5

More motifakes by agdaniele

guyfox - August 3, 2010, 8:14 pm, #187609
how come we can't get more disney posters
agdaniele - August 2, 2010, 10:09 pm, #187527
If they could get a good looking Ariel, I'd be leaning toward that fish... but I've never seen one.
Cubbybear - August 2, 2010, 9:57 pm, #187521
Next time go see tinkerball...er, I mean Bell.5/5
GreyScorpion - August 2, 2010, 9:36 pm, #187514
next time she gets the brown derby!! 5L
spacedog - August 2, 2010, 9:31 pm, #187512
LMAO!


WHEN YOU FIND YOURSELF DRIFTING AWAY - You cannot always wait for the perfect time, sometimes you must dare to jump.


TAGS: bon voyage
Rating: 4.38/5

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BeNiceToMe - February 3, 2012, 8:12 pm, #228842
yes but jump wh5re ? :)


KING ARTHUR -


TAGS: royalty day king arthur guinness holy grail fill your cup
Rating: 3.25/5

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agdaniele - November 17, 2009, 12:08 am, #137143
Wow, Jack... who can top that comeback?
BurpingJack - November 16, 2009, 3:22 pm, #137003
Yeah! it'd just hover so far far away and never ever come back...
agdaniele - November 15, 2009, 12:28 pm, #136814
If he released the bottle, it'd just hover.
BurpingJack - November 15, 2009, 8:13 am, #136801
Go ahead! you won't regret that! Throw it as long as it's full!
BoneCD - November 14, 2009, 9:35 pm, #136610
*pssst* You Guinness guys real should get a room.
spacedog - November 14, 2009, 7:09 pm, #136590
Cheers!
agdaniele - November 14, 2009, 5:39 pm, #136584
Cheers!
Bartimaeus - November 14, 2009, 5:34 pm, #136583
Truer words were never spoken, Aggy. Great comment. Cheers!
agdaniele - November 14, 2009, 5:19 pm, #136582
Some folk o'er the water think bitter is fine. And others they swear by the juice of the vine. But there's nothing that's squeezed from the gra** or the hop, like the black liquidation with the froth on the top!


ENGLAND - Because even in the Land of Tradition, nothing lightens the atmosphere like a good fart.


TAGS: ceremony fart royalty sunny england
Rating: 3.13/5

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GreyScorpion - December 23, 2010, 9:01 am, #208086
91506


BETRAYAL - One of you will betray Optimus Prime, and Optimus Prime will rightly kick you square in the nuts.


TAGS: betrayal
Rating: 2.86/5

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Sean - May 2, 2008, 12:15 am, #2691
... and stick an "I'm" in there somewhere if you're not too busy. Alright?
Sean - May 2, 2008, 12:14 am, #2690
This is bloody funny, and on not even a fan of the trans... performers (sp?) er, terafromers ??? Whatever, o.k., Dude knows how to divvy up a punchline. Bye.


SEPTEMBER 11, 2001 -


TAGS: dedicated to loyal fox news viewers everywhere
Rating: 2.83/5

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Carbohydrate - November 6, 2009, 10:49 am, #134562
Is it bad for me? LOL
Ed-Hyde - August 21, 2009, 8:11 am, #110412
Wow, The Joke, you utterly missed it. *Opens the timmy gate* That's it, 15 minutes in the Timmy room and write "I will read the WHOLE poster before I comment" 100 times.
Voland - August 21, 2009, 7:47 am, #110410
Your a characteristic, american redneck! Attend the facts and think first!
Reality Lord - August 21, 2009, 6:26 am, #110400

i like the poster but hussien had nothing to do with 9/11
Derek - August 21, 2009, 3:34 am, #110388
Fat, salt, carbohydrate... ironic it's all bad for you.


PIRATES - Some are more dreaded than others


TAGS: westley ryan cummerbund roberts
Rating: 2.53/5

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amina - October 7, 2009, 9:34 am, #124512
the dread pirate roberts :)


YA RLY ! - I'm telling you, south terminal's that way !




ARMY TRAINING - because shooting real guns can kill someone dummy




AT LEAST WE KNOW - There's an exception to the phrase "Maths makes me smarter"




RULES OF CHINESE OLYMPICS - 1. Media control first 2. Deal with problem later


TAGS: olympic weightlifting weight lifting janos baranyai
Rating: 1.57/5

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NSFW - April 23, 2009, 8:50 am, #74893
wait... was this the sack race or something??
The Mighty Fong - August 24, 2008, 9:11 am, #16460
Steroids? I see no steroids! ... pay no attention to the man behind the curtain


DANDELION WISHES - My wish is that these are landing in the neighbors yard or dad's gonna kick my ass!


TAGS: dandelion wishes landing neighbor yard
Rating: 5/5

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holymoly - May 24, 2012, 2:23 pm, #235066
god ive missed some good ones... Hilariaous cause I can remember thinking the same thing.. FAV'd
MissPriss - May 18, 2012, 12:10 am, #234791
Thank you!!
GaryO - May 17, 2012, 10:12 pm, #234788
Good'n Mi55Pri55


Born To Rule -


TAGS: royalty king prince charles england
Rating: 4.92/5

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GaryO - July 29, 2014, 6:02 pm, #255908
BINGO!
Reality Lord - July 29, 2014, 3:55 pm, #255906

LOL5


REALITY -


TAGS: reality not royalty human rerun
Rating: 4.79/5

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Sean - December 28, 2010, 10:51 pm, #208531
You had me at "dang." 5. Hey, which one's you, rerun? (aside: I have five on the potted plant. But don't tell rerun, it would hurt his chlorophyl based feelings.)
SunnyDay - December 19, 2010, 7:41 pm, #207568
funny & true 5L


BAD DECISIONS -


TAGS: let rover come over and give ya a bone of his own
Rating: 4.79/5

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jameswnash - August 16, 2010, 9:58 pm, #189717
Her on time at band camp
Fozzwad - May 2, 2010, 9:47 pm, #174404
Now this is funny. I mean - I've heard it before in about a dozen emails, but at least its an attempt at a good poster. If unoriginal.
GreyScorpion - April 23, 2010, 8:43 am, #173107
but will she call in the morning? "Here, Boy, 'mere boy" 5L
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 23, 2010, 8:38 am, #173102
5L.....you dirty, dirty man.
rerun - April 23, 2010, 1:54 am, #173083

My best friend, my peanut b***er.....
Kubi - April 23, 2010, 1:16 am, #173074
5L
Faceplant31 - April 23, 2010, 12:56 am, #173068
Perfect! 5L's, i like that font to Bone
Sean - April 22, 2010, 11:31 pm, #173045
Great. A perfect motifake.


CHAIN EMAIL - Nuke it from orbit, it's the only way to be sure.


TAGS: internet email annoyances
Rating: 4.75/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 20, 2013, 2:26 pm, #245896
Excellent! Nice reference to Aliens. When I receive any of those, I spam the sender with a "Hey!" in the subject box and an extra "hey" in the actual letter. I do this for a month. Maybe longer if they send me those "money angels"; then it goes on for 6.
the1stCOMMI3 - December 23, 2011, 1:50 am, #226863
God I hate those


CASH -


TAGS: may challenge loyalty
Rating: 4.65/5

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MO - May 24, 2010, 12:18 pm, #177541
And in your part time job you work for L's......so here's 5 of 'em!!


NASCAR - Whether it's a race or a wreck, let's drink and set stuff on fire!




HI YA KIDS... - Wait, where are ya going? Aren't ya gonna give Grampa a hug? And introduce me to your friends? Why are you crying?




REVENGE OF THE EX-WIFE -


TAGS: revenge ex wife yard sale
Rating: 4.33/5

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R.S.Jake - April 8, 2010, 4:06 pm, #170303
Been to one of these before! But I got there late, the '69 Corvette was gone by then...sold for $500. I cried. Got some nice tools though!


RESPECT - It SHOULD be measured by the amount your ENEMIES have for YOU.




SHE DISAPPROVES -


TAGS: queen she royal d*** funny
Rating: 3.86/5

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50cal - May 2, 2011, 12:17 pm, #217869
I read something interesting today about that! Turns out when Lizzy does kick and if Will takes the crown he can change the laws so that she can be dubbed a queen. Also leaves other noble family's to acknowledge her title in their monarchs or not.
forseti - May 2, 2011, 4:37 am, #217857
I think 50cal is right. You have to be born as a Mountbatten-Windsor to be successor to the throne. First child of Kate and Willie (you still know the "parents" of ALF?!?) will become King or Queen later on, spouse will just be called Prince(ss).
crankyhead - May 1, 2011, 9:10 pm, #217840
I was under the impression that when Lizzy finally kicks the bucket, that Will gets to be king and that peasant concubine Kate would become queen. LOL. Maybe I'm wrong, I dunno. Im probably wrong.
50cal - May 1, 2011, 8:49 pm, #217838
No, only if the women is from noble family. Kate can only be promoted to a princess consort if will became king. Never a queen. Hence why she is not a princess. She is a duchess now and he remains a prince.
crankyhead - May 1, 2011, 6:35 pm, #217825
you can marry the king to become queen, but you can't marry the queen to become king. That's why Elizabeth's husband is still a prince.
50cal - May 1, 2011, 6:29 pm, #217823
She cant be a queen even if Will becomes king. By the monarch laws you HAVE to be from noble blood to be a queen.
djinnyf - April 30, 2011, 9:01 am, #217746
I disaprove, I really like it! I think it's cute and funny! xx (Too bad for that little poor thing, who was probably between poses... or about to sneeze... or was just told no for some candy!!! xx
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 29, 2011, 1:39 pm, #217639
I don't see the huh-ha.....maybe if she lifted the dress?
NotoriousGIL - April 29, 2011, 1:21 pm, #217636
I like it...I took it that the little girl disapproves of the 'future queen'.
steph1 - April 29, 2011, 11:35 am, #217621
welcome to the club...don't sweat it - the little girl is probably just jealous and mind-boggled by all the huh-ha
chumley - April 29, 2011, 11:25 am, #217619
*too
chumley - April 29, 2011, 11:24 am, #217618
i know it aint to good but hell its my first one
steph1 - April 29, 2011, 11:09 am, #217615
and why would the little flower girl be the future queen?
440wakeup - April 29, 2011, 10:38 am, #217613
and this isnt a ph**o-bomb because


YAWNING - I do it to scare deaf people.




TWILIGHT - Gayer than Broadway. And that is saying a lot!




GROSSLY OVERMATCHED - A.K.A. Twins vs. Yankees playoff series.




THE QUEEN WANTS TO KNOW - Who ordered the topless bungee jumpers




A BAD IDEA - Just because Obama would gladly hand over half of HIS country to radical extreme terrorists doesn't mean Netanyahu should, too.




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