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THE CAKE IS NOT A LIE - If I'm wrong, may God strike me dead.

TAGS: light yagami misa amane l death note adult swim anime manga otaku cake
Rating: 3.93/5

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sasunaru4lyf - July 26, 2011, 1:43 pm
lol, this is sooo funny cause it just proves that the cake IS a lie XD
Bartimaeus - November 9, 2009, 8:09 pm
This is horribly hilarious. 5 morbid shinigami lions lol

THAT WORD - I do not think it means what you think it means

TAGS: inigo montoya word think means princess bride mandy patinkin
Rating: 3.28/5

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Claire - December 13, 2009, 6:24 pm
I always make good points lol. I thought I had confused Inigo's lines or something.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 13, 2009, 6:01 pm
Claire makes a good point.
Claire - December 13, 2009, 5:53 pm
OHHH inconceivable. Then you shoulda had a picture of the other guy. Don't confuse me like that.
GreyScorpion - December 13, 2009, 5:29 pm
You seem a decent fellow. I hate to die.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 13, 2009, 5:20 pm
d*** you GS!...You killed my father! Prepare to die!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 13, 2009, 5:20 pm
GreyScorpion - December 13, 2009, 5:20 pm
Claire - December 13, 2009, 5:16 pm
What word? Inigo Montoya?


TAGS: new year ***k clark mayans
Rating: 4.63/5

More motifakes by MuddySoapfish

SteveFurlong - April 23, 2012, 10:14 pm
OMG, that was unexpected and funny.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 23, 2012, 8:28 pm
That’s hilarious!

SIMPSONS DEATH NOTE - I'll take a Butterfinger... AND EAT IT!!!!!

TAGS: simpsons death note light yagami misa amane l ryuk b***erfinger anime manga
Rating: 3.28/5

More motifakes by jalford

bugmenot - January 3, 2011, 6:03 pm
simpsons were yellow... this is definitely futurama death note
tehsupercheez - October 3, 2009, 12:07 am
Jesus - August 8, 2009, 12:09 am
This looks more like Futurama. Even though the same person draws them, the style is a little different. In the Simpsons, everyone has very big circle eyes and usually no eyelashes.
Nice! - July 25, 2009, 1:12 am
Ha, very amusing. I like it!


TAGS: loyal dog man s best friend
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Brent4Christ

Kakashi09 - June 27, 2011, 1:48 am
Wilfred on FX is a pretty good show
Brent4Christ - June 24, 2011, 8:02 pm
That show looks stupid. I actually got the quote from "Marley & Me."
the1stCOMMI3 - June 23, 2011, 2:43 pm
this poster makes me want to see the new FX series "Wilfred" even more

MAYANS - Maybe not the best at predicting stuff

TAGS: mayans
Rating: 4.61/5

More motifakes by Kstoker

thecrotchetyoldcynic - March 31, 2013, 10:28 pm
Now, now. We haven't given the archeologists time to find the second half of the calendar so they can say, "Oooooh! This explains why we were wrong." *snicker*
motifayk - January 22, 2013, 9:11 am
The fun part is Mayans never predicted an apocalypse... 1990's Mayanist scholars misinterpreted the Mayan symbols.
maoworks2 - December 13, 2012, 1:22 pm
Maybe ?

YANKEES SUCK - Even Jesus Hates the Yankees Go Red Sox!!!

TAGS: mlb jesus yankees suck red sox baseball
Rating: 2.66/5

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Schultz1 - April 6, 2012, 12:22 am
Just because you said yankees suck. I give you 5L.
VinceVicious - August 20, 2009, 7:08 pm
A long dead prophet thinks a great baseball teams sucks. What a douche. (Go Yankees)

ROYAL GUARDS - Sometimes the similarities are just to obvious to ignore

TAGS: star wars pope emperor darth vader royal guards catholic
Rating: 4/5

More motifakes by jam1977

R.S.Jake - April 14, 2010, 2:56 pm
Duh! Din't you see episodes 2 and 3?
Me_ - April 14, 2010, 2:47 pm
So do the Sith like little boys?

DEATH BAKERY - Cake unites even mortal enemies.

MAGIKARP - Will get it's revenge on you when it reaches level 20...


TAGS: military soldier funnyarmy
Rating: 4.51/5

More motifakes by MPsniper

CaptainBaked - June 12, 2011, 12:12 pm
Yeehah! Who's hungry?
MPsniper - June 12, 2011, 7:51 am
heck, bring me another belt....its still *twitchin'*
Verdeckt - June 11, 2011, 9:38 pm
Fire, for those occasions when double *** fails..

STALKING - It's such and ugly word don'tcha think? I much prefer closely watching over without consent.

TAGS: i still am not allowed 500 yards from angelina jolie
Rating: 4.08/5

More motifakes by CpnKangaroo

rerun - February 28, 2010, 12:51 pm

fantastic. 5 creeping Jolies for you
CpnKangaroo - February 28, 2010, 12:39 pm
why what?
Woodywood03a - February 28, 2010, 12:35 pm
and I wonder why?


TAGS: y all don t come back now ya hear
Rating: 4.15/5

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jvosk - March 6, 2014, 7:33 pm
Fake, obviously. For starters, the same runway in opposite directions would actually be, with runway 9R as the first, the same runway in opposite direction would be 27L. Runways are numbered by the compass heading when landing/taking off.
CpnKangaroo - January 19, 2010, 9:05 pm
i've been to the atlanta airport, gotta say, very slow. anyway 5 dark haired virgins in paradise
phydeaux - January 18, 2010, 10:48 pm
5 Evil chuckles...


TAGS: bon voyage
Rating: 4.63/5

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Bumgrubs - May 3, 2012, 7:04 am
Bad taste....i love it lol. 5L
champ99 - February 21, 2012, 5:00 pm
5L!! I actually LOLed!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 14, 2012, 3:07 pm
There is no sacred, there is no "too soon" ....This is motifake, This is funny. there is no room for hurt feelings on the internet, Love it or leave it. (or at least cry somewhere where I don't have to look at it)
caveman - February 14, 2012, 3:20 am
5imple, yet hillarious.
RonE - February 14, 2012, 3:07 am
And yes, I am that kind of bastard.
RonE - February 14, 2012, 3:06 am
Yeah, I'd show it to her kid. I hate druggies. I dislike people who subject their kids to abusive druggies. Yeah, I'd show it to her kid and tell her kid.. don't let this become you. Oh wait... it appears were are too late for that.
BeNiceToMe - February 13, 2012, 10:26 pm
what anger makes an honest person commit is beyond belief. mock the recently deceased.... would you show this one to your underage kid ? please PM me the pic with him/her holding the poster :)
ICEMAN - February 13, 2012, 9:15 pm
Good to know censorship is alive & well.
MuddySoapfish - February 13, 2012, 7:24 pm
That's very funny !!
krazyivanthedivine - February 13, 2012, 6:40 pm
This one really made me chuckle.
BeNiceToMe - February 13, 2012, 3:48 pm
think about all the nurturing stuff you could be doing instead :)


TAGS: firepower fiyahpowa fire power fiyah powa night at the museum 2
Rating: 1.83/5

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aesop's folly - December 2, 2009, 3:27 pm


TAGS: bullets 9 yards decision
Rating: 4.76/5

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salsa23 - April 10, 2011, 1:41 pm
11B is correct, its 5.56mm linked and the rounds are upside down.
Sean - November 12, 2010, 3:10 pm
Of course the decision to make a swivel chair -- THAT was a good decision. Hey look! A LogicDude! Over there, somewhat behind that tree ....
LogicDude - November 11, 2010, 6:08 pm
Those are clearly uranium-depleted sour milk tipped rounds loading into Mooooooooooooo's udder for firing at Timmys.
forseti - November 11, 2010, 5:51 pm
(even it's not allowed) I have some 7.62 from my former MG-3. They look different. So GySgt is probably right. But the result may be the same.
GySgt1811 - October 1, 2010, 10:59 am
Sorry Wraith. (I seem to have started something stupid and useless.) They're .50 BMG and it's Sunny Side Up in a M-85. Which is the POS in the TC's cupola on a M-60A1 RISE (Passive). And an M1919 Browning did not have disintegrating links. (E7C, Out.)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 1, 2010, 9:57 am
That's clearly a tank.....5L
Ed-Hyde - October 1, 2010, 7:28 am
I'm kinda leaning towards 7.62 personally, without perspective on it its hard to tell.
Untamedfifty - October 1, 2010, 6:49 am
those are 30-06 rounds for a m1919 browning
Wraith11B - October 1, 2010, 2:18 am
Sorry, those are either 5.56 or 7.62, not .50cal, and they're fake (the casing has already been fired) and they're dra**d the wrong way to feed into a weapon. BRASS TO THE GRASS next time!
GySgt1811 - September 30, 2010, 6:18 pm
.50 Caliber, Sunny Side Up! Man, how I love gun p***. 5 rounds, Face!

miracles -

TAGS: for jason and yasmin
Rating: 4.93/5

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Reality Lord - July 18, 2015, 9:11 pm

much happiness my friend
CarpeConquietus - July 18, 2015, 8:52 pm
d*** it Jim. Come into my house and start cutting onion next to my computer. I had to bring the wife in the office to show her and she swears there are onions in here too. Thank you, from our hearts, J & Y.


TAGS: libya noflyzone military shootdown
Rating: 4.42/5

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fred - March 21, 2011, 9:21 am
Flown by rebels, sh** down by rebels. Fail.
PuppySlayer - March 20, 2011, 3:45 pm
I lol'ed hard 5l
MPsniper - March 20, 2011, 8:03 am
Snowman1944 - March 20, 2011, 5:16 am
agdaniele - March 19, 2011, 9:43 pm

3 Feet = 1 Yard -

TAGS: mowing feet yard lawn quote
Rating: 5/5

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Pikeman - November 6, 2015, 3:08 am
They need to make these things cut the lawn.


TAGS: temple empire mayan nation expiration
Rating: 4.88/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 20, 2012, 2:01 am
Ouch! But so true. 5
williamnwz - June 30, 2011, 8:04 pm
No one lives forever
forseti - June 30, 2011, 3:15 am
Feasibly - June 29, 2011, 9:30 pm
Utmo5t am5omeness, Bug....
tellitlikeitis - June 29, 2011, 8:04 pm
Very nice and deep thinking here.


TAGS: her nickname is dayam
Rating: 4.4/5

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NotoriousGIL - April 20, 2011, 2:18 am
OOOOOhhh! I just found out there is a name for that game...can't remember it now though. What was I saying? Oh, yeah...5
Master - April 19, 2011, 5:29 pm
An elephant needing a raincoat! Now, the fish will want parasols!

L: WORLD'S GREATEST DETECTIVE - I'm sorry. I can't hear you over the sound of how awesome I am.

TAGS: l death note anime manga kira light yagami misa near mello
Rating: 3.32/5

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tehsupercheez - October 3, 2009, 12:14 am
so true! L power!


TAGS: well played spain mayan warrior aztec eagle warrior
Rating: 4.6/5

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Ed-Hyde - September 13, 2010, 10:00 am
Thank you for all the great comments.
Iconoclast - September 10, 2010, 5:27 pm
Great pictures. If you try AutoMotivator http://wigflip.com/automotivator/ you might get a bit more punch on your poster. 5 Mayan Temples.
AudioStalker - September 10, 2010, 4:42 pm
Go México. Arriba los Guerreros Aguila!
Feasibly - September 10, 2010, 10:33 am
Nice one Ed. I would center the caption up more to make it look more uniform, but 5 anyway.

GO AHEAD - join in resistance is futile


TAGS: love loyalty faith
Rating: 4.92/5

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Sean - May 12, 2011, 9:07 pm
Amen, plutopooch. His only crime: he loved too much. Take 'er eeeesse, space.
spacedog - May 12, 2011, 7:33 pm
Aggy was one of the best.
spacedog - November 30, 2010, 5:26 pm


TAGS: yoda miyagi
Rating: 4.66/5

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TAGS: b1 bomber libya expedia
Rating: 4.12/5

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GySgt1811 - April 6, 2011, 12:20 pm
God bless the Spads. TacAir is our friend!
Airman - April 5, 2011, 6:43 pm
yes, and Spads
Sean - April 5, 2011, 5:44 pm
They had sopwith camels in Nam?
Airman - April 5, 2011, 4:15 pm
I wish. Nope, my time was quite awhile ago. How many wars ago was Nam?
pzykosiz - April 4, 2011, 7:03 pm
this happen to you airman?

LOYALTY - Lock your wife and your dog in the trunk of your car. Come back in 6 hours. Which one is happy to see you?

TAGS: loyalty dog wife trunk happy
Rating: 3.21/5

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Jenna3220 - June 26, 2012, 6:57 pm
Sick and disrespectful. What's wrong with you?
Peso - August 31, 2011, 1:04 pm
Just wrong. A fallen Military member is barely dead a week and you use his image.
caveman - August 29, 2011, 8:55 am
Great first poster, 5 L's for you
hktb40 - August 27, 2011, 1:43 pm
sooooo true. nice job

RUBBER DUCKIES - They're not just for bath time anymore

KAYAKING - Like this is going to end well.

2012 - One Mayan says, "Hey, Chuck, I ran out of ink for my calendar." "No worries, I see some boats coming in the horizon. Let's just stop there."

TAGS: mayans end time calendar 2012
Rating: 4.65/5

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Reality Lord - December 29, 2011, 5:34 pm

lolz...and set an avatar so we can poke fun of you in posters.

PEOPLE LIKE THIS - are so dense, light bends around them.

TAGS: stupid retard dumb idiot textfake yahoo answers
Rating: 3.97/5

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aesop's folly - October 13, 2009, 9:19 am
When people post comments like that you HAVE to screw with them... [x2]
CaloNord - September 27, 2009, 1:25 pm
When people post comments like that you HAVE to screw with them...
agdaniele - September 24, 2009, 8:59 am
Look what Cam found online!!!

ACCORDION FREAK - Weird Al Yankovic hooked up with a goth groupie and this was the result ...

TAGS: accordion freak weird al yankovic
Rating: 3.92/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 1, 2013, 4:06 am
What's Marilyn Manson doing with an accordion? Heh heh.
Verdeckt - June 13, 2011, 5:46 pm
LOLZ I don't know if it is or isn't but I just put "Ross noble accordion" into google image search and my avatar was a top 5 response :)
house - June 13, 2011, 5:28 pm
It looks like him doesn't it. But a younger, skinnier version, the smile and faceial expression are spot on. Must ask him next time i go to one of his shows
Budog - June 13, 2011, 3:25 pm
Who is Ross Noble? Hey, the replacement for Where's Waldo, "Where's Ross Noble?"
Verdeckt - June 13, 2011, 6:15 am
Is that Ross Noble?

SAGE ADVICE - Sometimes it will keep you from being roasted alive

TAGS: ya here that timmy
Rating: 4.75/5

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John R - September 24, 2010, 7:22 am
"It's quiet... TOO QUIET" LOL *War Drums*


TAGS: rip ryan dunn theone
Rating: 4/5

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EmilioDumphque - June 18, 2013, 10:08 am
Uh, I don't even remember him now. Who is he?
MPsniper - June 21, 2011, 5:01 pm
and then.... he drank and drove. and went down as a real "ja****s".


TAGS: bananas dwyane wade nba miami heat celebrity sports basketball
Rating: 2.15/5

More motifakes by Produceman117

Um - October 3, 2009, 6:54 am
Not funny.


TAGS: mail yay
Rating: 1.94/5

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STP - August 12, 2009, 8:39 pm
"This is gonna be great. YAAAAY!"
he who lols - March 25, 2009, 7:17 pm
ty ;D
Signe - March 24, 2009, 10:41 pm
You win for actually remembering the good old Crank Yankers


TAGS: timmy not timmay cyanide happiness
Rating: 4.86/5

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Kspace - July 11, 2010, 3:05 pm
@ Claire...no, that avatar of yours is amazing 5L @ animated TARDiS!
Claire - July 11, 2010, 1:58 pm
This is amazing.
Reality Lord - July 11, 2010, 11:43 am

agdaniele - July 11, 2010, 11:19 am
Love it!!! 5L


TAGS: lumberjack commandos royal canadian
Rating: 3.77/5

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Bolverk37782 - May 20, 2012, 4:56 am
They'll kill you just as dead as other countries commandos, just very very politely.
440wakeup - August 22, 2011, 11:00 pm
these are the W.A.C.'s
logan240184 - August 22, 2011, 1:37 pm
They draw their power from their beards, and a flask of Rye. CGN.

NAME TAGS - Let other people know what you're all about


BUZZKILL - Nothing like a cold splash of reality to ruin the mood.


TAGS: toughness nolan ryan robin ventura baseball brawl fight noogies beanball
Rating: 3/5

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Jmac0585 - January 28, 2010, 2:25 pm
That is a scan of my picture. I have that picture. I know who Robin Ventura was playing for. Yes, the South lost. But it wasn't a sure thing the entire time, much like WWII.
Bovee - January 28, 2010, 2:10 pm
are you covering up a mistake or are you really making a cival war reference? cause after all the south lost..Bad.
Jmac0585 - January 28, 2010, 1:52 pm
Correct, but Chicago is in the northern half of the country. Texas (where Lynn Nolan Ryan is from) is in the south. There was a war about it around 150 years ago. If you were a Texan, that didn't need explaining.
GuinnessTroll - January 28, 2010, 1:29 pm
Robin Ventura was playing for the Chicago White Sox. The New York Yankees do not have names on their uniforms.


TAGS: waddaya mean no pot for the banned pot posters
Rating: 4.24/5

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spacedog - October 19, 2010, 9:38 pm
Good one.

GANGSTER TOMATO - They're tired of being on the God Damn Whopper...

TAGS: gangster tomato ryan clover jessica
Rating: 1.74/5

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Signe - February 13, 2009, 2:57 pm
"tomatoes are evil dot com" that is :P They warn you about gangstas like this one!
Signe - February 13, 2009, 2:56 pm
Wow, I guess this is proof that tomatoes are evil dot com are right! (that's a real website) God, that tomato is scary!
George - April 6, 2008, 3:57 pm

HEY!!! -


TAGS: the man who inspires loyalty will never die alone or at least his death will not go unwitnessed
Rating: 4.76/5

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Airman - June 2, 2010, 12:56 pm
5 berries, not only for the funny, but for the symmetry of having the last line be one word. I believe this is a new visual frontier.
Haarakkon - May 31, 2010, 12:01 pm
Just. Amazing. Very nice.
DSATHeDRiZZLe - May 30, 2010, 9:33 pm
Brilliant...as usual...wish I could talk like that...but those brain cells were last used in college...where they died
spacedog - May 29, 2010, 9:16 pm
Bark? 5L.
ICEMAN - May 29, 2010, 6:02 pm
Good doggie.
agdaniele - May 29, 2010, 3:10 pm


TAGS: ya sometimes you just want to
Rating: 3.45/5

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Derek - November 7, 2009, 4:55 pm
Looks like a reenactment of the Somme
timebomb - November 7, 2009, 2:50 pm
Please take my ex with you.

G.N.K. - The Grammar Nazi Koalas. They will not hesitate to look you square in the face and call you a dislexic moron. Apply now at your local eucalypt forest.

TAGS: yah this is a real thing
Rating: 3.18/5

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5butjam - April 26, 2010, 2:00 pm

MEANWHILE OFF THE COAST OF LIBYA... - The US NAVY carries out the "Plan of the Day "..BRAVO ZULU

TAGS: navy tomahawk libya
Rating: 3.07/5

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JDSlimz - March 23, 2011, 5:06 pm
This makes me proud to be a US Navy Sailor!
iyaayas66 - March 20, 2011, 11:28 pm
It's the U.S. Navy's version of lawn darts: Tomahawk Catch!

ANIME NIGHT LIFE - Yessir, the excitement never stops.

TAGS: nighthawk nighthawks anime manga fullmetal alchemist naruto inu yasha inuyasha
Rating: 2.79/5

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MasterMachine - September 27, 2010, 3:22 pm
Anyone else notice Picachu in da background???

LIBYAN REBEL - Launcher, toy AK, cuffs, grenade, medals, knife, weird hat, more medals – I’m ready to rock ….

HELLO - My name is Inigo Montoya You killed my father Prepare to die

POWERTHIRST - It's energy for men! MENERGY!!!

TAGS: power thirst powerthirst kenyans menergy shocklate meth crystal meth rocket can rocketcan rawberry snake eyes anna kournikova
Rating: 2.16/5

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GoForthAndDie - November 9, 2008, 5:23 pm
He's just a sucker with no self-esteem/Oh wayo, yeah, yeah
Tony-USAF - September 24, 2008, 4:47 pm
Mother Nature will be like "sloooow doooown" and you'll be like, "fu*k you!" and kick her in the face with your ENERGY LEGS!
Arpaleggia - September 13, 2008, 5:45 pm
Lmao! Menergy!


TAGS: yawning
Rating: 2/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 11, 2009, 3:32 am
This is crap. and I don't mean that in a good way.


THE EVOLUTION OF MUSIC - From Michael Jackson to American Idol to Justin Bieber - we are so screwed in the future

TAGS: justin bieber sucks michael jackson ryan seacrest american idol
Rating: 3.92/5

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fr9mu1 - June 1, 2010, 2:58 am

DON'T HATE THE PLAYA - Hate the Spanish word for beach

HADES - Drinks yoghurt, not souls.

Pyongyang -


TAGS: bff betrayal
Rating: 4.5/5

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SunnyDay - December 21, 2010, 10:07 am
BFF would stand for Backstabbing Filthy f***, right ? 5L


TAGS: mayan apocalypse
Rating: 4.45/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 16, 2012, 4:32 pm
You guys are all missing a great opportunity. Go tell your wives that she should do that thing you've always asked for because the world will end in 6 days and you'll never get another chance.

EMOS - Why Can't They All Be This Fun?

TAGS: emo cyanide and happiness
Rating: 4.28/5

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Hippopotosaurus - October 19, 2009, 11:47 am
hahahaha, i so wish i could give more then 5L's for this. This is getting passed onto all the emo's i know.

TIMES ARE BAD WHEN... - Ello luv! Would you like to supersize that with a nice spot of tea? Charles...be a dear and fetch the peasant a cuppa.


TAGS: mayan calendar palin doom is coming
Rating: 3.46/5

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Lurch - July 22, 2010, 1:34 am
aaaah! It all makes sense now!
Bartimaeus - September 22, 2009, 9:23 pm
Bartimaeus - September 22, 2009, 9:22 pm
Will I get to shoot eolves from a helicopter? If so, she's got my vote.
ILB - September 22, 2009, 9:09 pm
Agreed :)
Wolfie - April 8, 2009, 3:46 pm
Preparing end of world celebrations, let's go out with a bang
agdaniele - February 8, 2009, 1:03 pm

YAKUZA GEEKS - Because Pi gives them irrational power

TAGS: clon pi geek yakuza tatoo
Rating: 1.81/5

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geoffface - April 22, 2009, 10:52 am
hahahaha...how has no one commented on irrational power yet?
Grammar Nazi - March 27, 2009, 4:18 pm
it is a nice tattoo though.
Overlord Douchebag - November 12, 2008, 9:22 am
No, they mean Yakuza, the cake...God, you're stupid, Emily.
Emily - November 12, 2008, 6:48 am
Umm do you mean Yakuza the Japanese Mafia?


TAGS: careful if ya break the seal youll void the warranty
Rating: 4.77/5

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spacedog - August 5, 2010, 11:43 pm


TAGS: sr71 graveyard
Rating: 4.72/5

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Reality Lord - December 15, 2010, 1:48 pm


TRAINS IN INDIA - You Have To Ride 'Em Like A Motorcycle Lean Into The Curves

LAUGHTER - Sometimes, you can have too much of a good thing...

Hush! -


TAGS: mayan s future predict
Rating: 5/5

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akoldman - April 2, 2013, 3:20 am
You say Mayans but the item you are showing is Aztec.
maoworks2 - December 21, 2012, 12:53 pm
Look Under Your Bed !
EmilioDumphque - December 21, 2012, 11:43 am
There are.



TAGS: disneyland park quickie playa inadequate
Rating: 4.39/5

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guyfox - August 3, 2010, 8:14 pm
how come we can't get more disney posters
agdaniele - August 2, 2010, 10:09 pm
If they could get a good looking Ariel, I'd be leaning toward that fish... but I've never seen one.
Cubbybear - August 2, 2010, 9:57 pm
Next time go see tinkerball...er, I mean Bell.5/5
GreyScorpion - August 2, 2010, 9:36 pm
next time she gets the brown derby!! 5L
spacedog - August 2, 2010, 9:31 pm

WHEN YOU FIND YOURSELF DRIFTING AWAY - You cannot always wait for the perfect time, sometimes you must dare to jump.

TAGS: bon voyage
Rating: 4.38/5

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BeNiceToMe - February 3, 2012, 8:12 pm
yes but jump wh5re ? :)

OH ABDULLAH - You FOUND the handcuff key!


TAGS: royalty day king arthur guinness holy grail fill your cup
Rating: 3.25/5

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agdaniele - November 17, 2009, 12:08 am
Wow, Jack... who can top that comeback?
BurpingJack - November 16, 2009, 3:22 pm
Yeah! it'd just hover so far far away and never ever come back...
agdaniele - November 15, 2009, 12:28 pm
If he released the bottle, it'd just hover.
BurpingJack - November 15, 2009, 8:13 am
Go ahead! you won't regret that! Throw it as long as it's full!
BoneCD - November 14, 2009, 9:35 pm
*pssst* You Guinness guys real should get a room.
spacedog - November 14, 2009, 7:09 pm
agdaniele - November 14, 2009, 5:39 pm
Bartimaeus - November 14, 2009, 5:34 pm
Truer words were never spoken, Aggy. Great comment. Cheers!
agdaniele - November 14, 2009, 5:19 pm
Some folk o'er the water think bitter is fine. And others they swear by the juice of the vine. But there's nothing that's squeezed from the gra** or the hop, like the black liquidation with the froth on the top!

ENGLAND - Because even in the Land of Tradition, nothing lightens the atmosphere like a good fart.

TAGS: ceremony fart royalty sunny england
Rating: 3.13/5

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GreyScorpion - December 23, 2010, 9:01 am

BETRAYAL - One of you will betray Optimus Prime, and Optimus Prime will rightly kick you square in the nuts.

TAGS: betrayal
Rating: 2.86/5

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Sean - May 2, 2008, 12:15 am
... and stick an "I'm" in there somewhere if you're not too busy. Alright?
Sean - May 2, 2008, 12:14 am
This is bloody funny, and on not even a fan of the trans... performers (sp?) er, terafromers ??? Whatever, o.k., Dude knows how to divvy up a punchline. Bye.

SEPTEMBER 11, 2001 -

TAGS: dedicated to loyal fox news viewers everywhere
Rating: 2.83/5

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Carbohydrate - November 6, 2009, 10:49 am
Is it bad for me? LOL
Ed-Hyde - August 21, 2009, 8:11 am
Wow, The Joke, you utterly missed it. *Opens the timmy gate* That's it, 15 minutes in the Timmy room and write "I will read the WHOLE poster before I comment" 100 times.
Voland - August 21, 2009, 7:47 am
Your a characteristic, american redneck! Attend the facts and think first!
Reality Lord - August 21, 2009, 6:26 am

i like the poster but hussien had nothing to do with 9/11
Derek - August 21, 2009, 3:34 am
Fat, salt, carbohydrate... ironic it's all bad for you.

PIRATES - Some are more dreaded than others

TAGS: westley ryan cummerbund roberts
Rating: 2.53/5

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amina - October 7, 2009, 9:34 am
the dread pirate roberts :)

YA RLY ! - I'm telling you, south terminal's that way !

ARMY TRAINING - because shooting real guns can kill someone dummy

AT LEAST WE KNOW - There's an exception to the phrase "Maths makes me smarter"

RULES OF CHINESE OLYMPICS - 1. Media control first 2. Deal with problem later

TAGS: olympic weightlifting weight lifting janos baranyai
Rating: 1.57/5

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NSFW - April 23, 2009, 8:50 am
wait... was this the sack race or something??
The Mighty Fong - August 24, 2008, 9:11 am
Steroids? I see no steroids! ... pay no attention to the man behind the curtain

DANDELION WISHES - My wish is that these are landing in the neighbors yard or dad's gonna kick my ass!

TAGS: dandelion wishes landing neighbor yard
Rating: 5/5

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holymoly - May 24, 2012, 2:23 pm
god ive missed some good ones... Hilariaous cause I can remember thinking the same thing.. FAV'd
MissPriss - May 18, 2012, 12:10 am
Thank you!!
GaryO - May 17, 2012, 10:12 pm
Good'n Mi55Pri55

Plastic Surgery -

TAGS: meg ryan plastic surgery
Rating: 5/5

Born To Rule -

TAGS: royalty king prince charles england
Rating: 4.92/5

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GaryO - July 29, 2014, 6:02 pm
Reality Lord - July 29, 2014, 3:55 pm



TAGS: reality not royalty human rerun
Rating: 4.79/5

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Sean - December 28, 2010, 10:51 pm
You had me at "dang." 5. Hey, which one's you, rerun? (aside: I have five on the potted plant. But don't tell rerun, it would hurt his chlorophyl based feelings.)
SunnyDay - December 19, 2010, 7:41 pm
funny & true 5L


TAGS: let rover come over and give ya a bone of his own
Rating: 4.79/5

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jameswnash - August 16, 2010, 9:58 pm
Her on time at band camp
Fozzwad - May 2, 2010, 9:47 pm
Now this is funny. I mean - I've heard it before in about a dozen emails, but at least its an attempt at a good poster. If unoriginal.
GreyScorpion - April 23, 2010, 8:43 am
but will she call in the morning? "Here, Boy, 'mere boy" 5L
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 23, 2010, 8:38 am
5L.....you dirty, dirty man.
rerun - April 23, 2010, 1:54 am

My best friend, my peanut b***er.....
Kubi - April 23, 2010, 1:16 am
Faceplant31 - April 23, 2010, 12:56 am
Perfect! 5L's, i like that font to Bone
Sean - April 22, 2010, 11:31 pm
Great. A perfect motifake.

CHAIN EMAIL - Nuke it from orbit, it's the only way to be sure.

TAGS: internet email annoyances
Rating: 4.75/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 20, 2013, 2:26 pm
Excellent! Nice reference to Aliens. When I receive any of those, I spam the sender with a "Hey!" in the subject box and an extra "hey" in the actual letter. I do this for a month. Maybe longer if they send me those "money angels"; then it goes on for 6.
the1stCOMMI3 - December 23, 2011, 1:50 am
God I hate those


TAGS: may challenge loyalty
Rating: 4.65/5

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MO - May 24, 2010, 12:18 pm
And in your part time job you work for L's......so here's 5 of 'em!!

NASCAR - Whether it's a race or a wreck, let's drink and set stuff on fire!

HI YA KIDS... - Wait, where are ya going? Aren't ya gonna give Grampa a hug? And introduce me to your friends? Why are you crying?

Treachery -


TAGS: revenge ex wife yard sale
Rating: 4.33/5

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R.S.Jake - April 8, 2010, 4:06 pm
Been to one of these before! But I got there late, the '69 Corvette was gone by then...sold for $500. I cried. Got some nice tools though!

RESPECT - It SHOULD be measured by the amount your ENEMIES have for YOU.


TAGS: queen she royal d*** funny
Rating: 3.86/5

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50cal - May 2, 2011, 12:17 pm
I read something interesting today about that! Turns out when Lizzy does kick and if Will takes the crown he can change the laws so that she can be dubbed a queen. Also leaves other noble family's to acknowledge her title in their monarchs or not.
forseti - May 2, 2011, 4:37 am
I think 50cal is right. You have to be born as a Mountbatten-Windsor to be successor to the throne. First child of Kate and Willie (you still know the "parents" of ALF?!?) will become King or Queen later on, spouse will just be called Prince(ss).
crankyhead - May 1, 2011, 9:10 pm
I was under the impression that when Lizzy finally kicks the bucket, that Will gets to be king and that peasant concubine Kate would become queen. LOL. Maybe I'm wrong, I dunno. Im probably wrong.
50cal - May 1, 2011, 8:49 pm
No, only if the women is from noble family. Kate can only be promoted to a princess consort if will became king. Never a queen. Hence why she is not a princess. She is a duchess now and he remains a prince.
crankyhead - May 1, 2011, 6:35 pm
you can marry the king to become queen, but you can't marry the queen to become king. That's why Elizabeth's husband is still a prince.
50cal - May 1, 2011, 6:29 pm
She cant be a queen even if Will becomes king. By the monarch laws you HAVE to be from noble blood to be a queen.
djinnyf - April 30, 2011, 9:01 am
I disaprove, I really like it! I think it's cute and funny! xx (Too bad for that little poor thing, who was probably between poses... or about to sneeze... or was just told no for some candy!!! xx
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 29, 2011, 1:39 pm
I don't see the huh-ha.....maybe if she lifted the dress?
NotoriousGIL - April 29, 2011, 1:21 pm
I like it...I took it that the little girl disapproves of the 'future queen'.
steph1 - April 29, 2011, 11:35 am
welcome to the club...don't sweat it - the little girl is probably just jealous and mind-boggled by all the huh-ha
chumley - April 29, 2011, 11:25 am
chumley - April 29, 2011, 11:24 am
i know it aint to good but hell its my first one
steph1 - April 29, 2011, 11:09 am
and why would the little flower girl be the future queen?
440wakeup - April 29, 2011, 10:38 am
and this isnt a ph**o-bomb because

YAWNING - I do it to scare deaf people.

TWILIGHT - Gayer than Broadway. And that is saying a lot!