Ya Demotivational Poster
THE CAKE IS NOT A LIE - If I'm wrong, may God strike me dead.
THAT WORD - I do not think it means what you think it means
YANKEES SUCK - Even Jesus Hates the Yankees Go Red Sox!!!
DICK CLARK HAS DIED. - WE CAN NO LONGER RING IN THE NEW YEAR ... WELL PLAYED MAYANS, WELL PLAYED !
SIMPSONS DEATH NOTE - I'll take a Butterfinger... AND EAT IT!!!!!
MAGIKARP - Will get it's revenge on you when it reaches level 20...
MAN'S BEST FRIEND -
MAYANS - Maybe not the best at predicting stuff
ROYAL GUARDS - Sometimes the similarities are just to obvious to ignore
DEATH BAKERY - Cake unites even mortal enemies.
ITS DEAD NOW.... -
STALKING - It's such and ugly word don'tcha think? I much prefer closely watching over without consent.
ATLANTA AIRPORT -
EXECUTIVE DECISIONS -
NO FLY ZONE... -
3 Feet = 1 Yard -
ELEPHANT COAT -
L: WORLD'S GREATEST DETECTIVE - I'm sorry. I can't hear you over the sound of how awesome I am.
LEFT TO RIGHT, MAYAN WARRIOR, AZTEC EAGLE WARRIOR. DON'T FORGET TO DUCK. -
GO AHEAD - join in resistance is futile
TRIP CONFIRMATION -
THE TRUTH -
KEY BALANCE IS -
LOYALTY - Lock your wife and your dog in the trunk of your car. Come back in 6 hours. Which one is happy to see you?
RUBBER DUCKIES - They're not just for bath time anymore
KAYAKING - Like this is going to end well.
2012 - One Mayan says, "Hey, Chuck, I ran out of ink for my calendar." "No worries, I see some boats coming in the horizon. Let's just stop there."
PEOPLE LIKE THIS - are so dense, light bends around them.
ACCORDION FREAK - Weird Al Yankovic hooked up with a goth groupie and this was the result ...
SAGE ADVICE - Sometimes it will keep you from being roasted alive
GOODBYE RYAN -
I GOT MAIL! - I GOT MAIL!! I GOT MAIL!! I GOT MAIL!! I GOT MAIL!! I GOT MAIL!! I GOT MAIL!! YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYY!
UNCLE TIMMIE -
LUMBERJACK COMMANDOS - Now the ROYAL CANADIAN LUMBERJACK COMMANDOS
NAME TAGS - Let other people know what you're all about
TAKE YOUR SON TO WORK DAY... -
BUZZKILL - Nothing like a cold splash of reality to ruin the mood.
GANGSTER TOMATO - They're tired of being on the God Damn Whopper...
G.N.K. - The Grammar Nazi Koalas. They will not hesitate to look you square in the face and call you a dislexic moron. Apply now at your local eucalypt forest.
MEANWHILE OFF THE COAST OF LIBYA... - The US NAVY carries out the "Plan of the Day "..BRAVO ZULU
ANIME NIGHT LIFE - Yessir, the excitement never stops.
LIBYAN REBEL - Launcher, toy AK, cuffs, grenade, medals, knife, weird hat, more medals – I’m ready to rock ….
HELLO - My name is Inigo Montoya You killed my father Prepare to die
POWERTHIRST - It's energy for men! MENERGY!!!
BLOODY GOOD SHOW -
THE EVOLUTION OF MUSIC - From Michael Jackson to American Idol to Justin Bieber - we are so screwed in the future
DON'T HATE THE PLAYA - Hate the Spanish word for beach
HADES - Drinks yoghurt, not souls.
BEST FRIENDS FOREVER -
EMOS - Why Can't They All Be This Fun?
TIMES ARE BAD WHEN... - Ello luv! Would you like to supersize that with a nice spot of tea? Charles...be a dear and fetch the peasant a cuppa.
MAYAN CALENDAR -
YAKUZA GEEKS - Because Pi gives them irrational power
NEW SHAMPOO -
TRAINS IN INDIA - You Have To Ride 'Em Like A Motorcycle Lean Into The Curves
LAUGHTER - Sometimes, you can have too much of a good thing...
THE DAY AFTER -
WHEN YOU FIND YOURSELF DRIFTING AWAY - You cannot always wait for the perfect time, sometimes you must dare to jump.
OH ABDULLAH - You FOUND the handcuff key!
KING ARTHUR -
ENGLAND - Because even in the Land of Tradition, nothing lightens the atmosphere like a good fart.
BETRAYAL - One of you will betray Optimus Prime, and Optimus Prime will rightly kick you square in the nuts.
SEPTEMBER 11, 2001 -
PIRATES - Some are more dreaded than others
YA RLY ! - I'm telling you, south terminal's that way !
ARMY TRAINING - because shooting real guns can kill someone dummy
AT LEAST WE KNOW - There's an exception to the phrase "Maths makes me smarter"
RULES OF CHINESE OLYMPICS - 1. Media control first 2. Deal with problem later
DANDELION WISHES - My wish is that these are landing in the neighbors yard or dad's gonna kick my ass!
Plastic Surgery -
Born To Rule -
BAD DECISIONS -
CHAIN EMAIL - Nuke it from orbit, it's the only way to be sure.
NASCAR - Whether it's a race or a wreck, let's drink and set stuff on fire!
HI YA KIDS... - Wait, where are ya going? Aren't ya gonna give Grampa a hug? And introduce me to your friends? Why are you crying?
REVENGE OF THE EX-WIFE -
RESPECT - It SHOULD be measured by the amount your ENEMIES have for YOU.
SHE DISAPPROVES -
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